Woman's advantages and disadvantages...

Cool lady:"Tickets for boxing-fight?! Really?! Ugh, honey... does not it is necessary"...
Advantages: nice, agreeable and sunny
Disadvantages: maby she will grow wise...

Old lady: "Sluggard! You are completely useless! I have lost best years of my life couse of you!" Also well-known as: Devil Woman, Ugly lady , Grumbler, Ms Old, Cerberus
Advantage: she pay attention on you
Disadvantage: she screeches worse than door which you had to oil last weekl...

Ideal: "I feel great with youh You well and I accept you, miy handsome genius. I think that we should love. HERE And NOW!" Also Well-known as: This Only, Goddess, God's, Wonderful
Advantages: funny, intelligent, faithful
Disadvantages: you will never met hert...

Chief: "Stand straight! Take another tie! Cut off those long hair! When will you earn something?! Do not stare on me!" Also well-known as: The sergeant, Miss I-Know-Everything, Drag,of course Mother
Advantages: she often has right...
Disadvantages: ...and what of it?

Incessantly unsatisfied: "I don't know, Maybe I will change my Job, car, hair colour, Mouse,"
Advantages: You can easy shake her confidence..
Disadvantages: she will shake your confidence easier!

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