20 things which you cannot tell to woman:

20. I know that you don't care of it but what do I care?
19. Oh my God! It's spider! Kill him!!!
18. Listened me, could you sleep on the mattress because bed is more comfortable for me :-)
17. Was I drunk yesterday ? I do not remember...
16. Hey your mouth need some tonic :D
15. I dooonn't knoow... Can you propose something...
14. Leave me alone, now I am learning math! :/
13. still do not know as to kill this troll on 20 level in World of Warcraft, I threw a magic spear, but some noob appeared and omfg loool...
12. After grammar-school I finished educations :D
11. Wooow what a bit of stuff! (while looking at other woman :P)
10. You haven't overweight, there's more of you to love :*
9. Do you have moustache?
8. Do you need GPS to the bath too?
7. I am going to the strip-tease club with friends , do you fancy join us?
6. Mine ex-ex-ex-ex-girlfriend was better.
5. Eeee... Where does penis go?
4. Knock-knock who is on the other side of this make-up?
3. Whom do you want to deceive, it's easy to see that you smoke and drink, it couse that you sleep a little...
2. I doonnn't knooow....
1. Didn't you think about working as lumberman?!

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