Citations about women

• Woman is the most threatening rifle-bullet: she catches fancy, hurts heart, makes holes in pocket and goes out sideways.

The author: Magdalena the Usurper

• Allowedly woman could make three things out of nothing: hat, salad and disturbance.

The author: Janusz Corvinus-Mikke

• If you tell woman anything under the seal of the absolute secret, one is an usual sadist.

The author: Marcel Achard

• When woman has not right, the first thing which one ought make is apologize her at once.

The author: Oscar Wilde

• Woman is looking at one man, speaking with the second, and thinking about the third.

The author: George Bernard Shaw

• A dream of woman -- to have very narrow foot but live on wide.
  
The author: Julian Tuwim

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