Why man is better than woman:

- Men are stronger, but they don't beat women, because they don't want to lose time.
- Men are generally great and it's cool.
- When man sees the wonderful table-cloth at the shop, he doesn't buy him, if he has already had four.
- Man can piss standup without pouring himself.
- Man knows something about tanks, economy, sport and about the biology at the same time.
- Man always choose the simplest solution.
- In extreme situations men arouse confidence, women cause panic.
- Anyway the most of extreme situations couse by women.
- Man solves problems, woman invents new.
- When the man on a party see other fellow dressed as he, maby he will find a pall for life.
- When Man puts on as same as a woman, we know that something is wrong with him, when the woman puts on as same as a man this it is known that she wants to become similar to an ideal.
- In films with bank robbey every other child dies couse of crying woman...
- When man doesn't know something, he try to find out it, but a woman calls the man...
- When Man drives a car, hardly anybody buttons belts, when woman drives a car, hardly anybody gets in.
- Man repairs his own mistakes, woman cover-up them.
- The father-in-law person with whom we could drink, talk and tinker, but everyone lauhg at the mother-in-law.
- Men usually live shorter. We are looking for happinesses elsewhere, when no woman could give it us.
- God is a Man. He had a Son.

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