Why woman is better than man:

- There is more woman in woman than man in man.
- At first sight there is more woman.
- Women, according to their nature, have worse periods- and nobody can have a pretension to them.
- Women can cry, men must pay.
- A man's role is to stick out for woman, but women's role is to allow him to be glad with illusion of a prize.
- Woman who is driving a car have only to know which side shold she go.
- Women ripen more quickly and they never grow old - do not try to find out, how old are they.
- Woman's tears wrest man the smartest arguments in every discussion.
- Woman knows that without her there would not be a life on earth. Man has to be satisfied that without him there would not be hair in a wash-stand.
- The best woman's friends are diamonds. Man have only companionship of bills.
- Women as a rule do not pay mandates.
- Women show an unusual instinct of survival: they do not go on a war, though the fight is couse by them, they are not surrendered to a public critique, though they manage the world.
- In man there is something so simple and self-evident... In woman there is something so deep and mysterious...
- Woman without man is a lonely mother bringing up her child. Man without women is a child looking for mother.
- Woman needs only 3 animals to be happy: A jaguar in the garage, a mink coat in the wardrobe and a donkey which will earn for that all.
- Man is a head of family, but woman is brain.

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